john9221
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Bellagio around 1am and immediately sit at the $25
blackjack tables and start playing. And drinking. And winning. Before I
realize itI am drunkJunior and I are screamingand we have collected
quite the crowd around our table. We were
that table."
Everyone who has been to Vegasor really any casinoknows the
table I'm talking about: The one with the guys standing upcheering at
every winning handcursing at every losing handmaking ludicrous
bets that payoffyelling at everyone within earshotordering drinks for
the entire floortelling random onlookers to bring us foodgrabbing the
asses of cocktail waitressesdemanding the pit boss comp a room
and some whores-that was us.
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There were many aspects to The Tucker and Junior Gambling Show:
We called every dealerno matter what his or her nameSlappy.We
would routinely threaten every Slappy with bodily injury:
Junior "If you beat my 20I'm gonna kick you right in the crotch."
Tucker "I swear on my grandmother's dried up decomposing corpseif
you draw a five card 21I'll punt your tits across this casino floor."
One dealer nearly cleaned us outso we threatened and cursed her
and called her 'The Angel of Death to the point where she left the
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perhaps
even more carefully
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