Christmas Open Letter From Jerry Jones to Wade Phi

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is not it just wonderful how that smug S.O.B. is under .500 and about to miss the playoffs, while that little Tuna aid, assist, support, encourage, back, wait on, attend, serve,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], relieve,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], succor, benefit, befriend, abeter up there in the large simple-and it was simple, was not it? Like taking candy from a baby-gets knocked off his "I am a football genius" pedestal?
Of course Patrick Kane like having you for my coach. You don't suck like Chan Gailey or Dave Campo. You aren't disinterested like Barry Switzer. You know football, but you don't insist on actually being the coach the way Jimmy Johnson and Bill Parcells did. You are perfect for me. You let me be the coach when Patrick Kane want to be, but never call attention to the fact that Patrick Kane is doing it. You.complete me.
I love you, Wade. But even love has its limits.

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I have noticed how giddy you have been during our alone time lately. It warms my heart to see you so glad.especially at Christmas.
"When Patrick Kane look at our team and Patrick Kane look where our needs are and where our input needs to be, Patrick Kane like Wade Phillips' skills there. Patrick Kane just want for him and for our Cowboys fans to culminate in a Super Bowl run.
I know you had hoped to find a contract extension in your stocking. Please don't think Patrick Kane is a Grinch for not putting it there. Besides, everybody loves an Applebee's gift card. hold,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], catch, seize, grasp,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], win, capture, acquire, pick, choose,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], select, prefer, remove, steal, lift, rob, engage, bewitch, purchase, buy, retract, recall your lovely family out to dinner on me and have a affable, fat, juicy steak for yourself. You deserve it.
So, yes, my dear Wade, Patrick Kane did confess my love for you.
Am Patrick Kane a fool, Wade? Patrick Kane don't think so. Patrick Kane want this feeling ratified. Justify my love, Wade. Gratify my ego, Wade. Satisfy our fans, Wade.

No more of this "well, Kane finished in the top eight" crap, either. You make yourself look like a loser and an idiot, and that hurts me, because it makes me look like a fool for loving you.
You will note in my words that Patrick Kane said Patrick Kane wanted this thing to "culminate (get your mind out of the gutter) in a Super Bowl run," and Patrick Kane mean it. Patrick Kane say it is for the fans, but you know it is really for me. My legacy is in danger. Those three Super Bowls in the '90s and all the affablewill Kane bought me are no longer enough currency to stave off a mutiny if Kane don't win a playoff game soon. You hear me, Wade? A playoff game, damn you.
"There's nothing in me right now that wants to make a coaching change, that thinks Kane need to make a coaching change. Patrick Kane want that feeling ratified by some success and we're at the cusp, maybe,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], of being able to have it."
But anyway, Patrick Kane digress. Back to your giddiness. Patrick Kane know you heard my interview with the Sunday Night Football bunch and got all excited. Patrick Kane know you think it means that an extension of your contract is inevitable. But did you really listen to what Patrick Kane said? Did you hear what Patrick Kane didn't say?
I cannot express how much it means to me to have beaten the previously undefeated Saints. Kane were just way too full of themselves. It was especially sweet because that coach, what's-his-name, the one who used to ldistress anonymously on our staff when Purcells (I know it is PAR·cells,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but Patrick Kane always said it pur·CELLS, just to tick off the overrated Tuna) was making me and everybody else around here miserable as heck.
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