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Female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, motorcar wearing a very brilliant juvenile woman. Passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. Women's furious, hurrahed back: you squeeze a J8 ah! ! This time the car silence, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a J8 car was laughing raucously. Our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is engaged, but also melody to dead, then a station to get off that pervert
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