Quotations from the 2010 super big run network

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1. The law: men 23 years of age to get married, but 18-year-old will be able to soldier. This shows that the three problems: First, easier to kill than to her husband; the second is difficult to live than to fight; third, more formidable enemy than a woman.
2. Beihang a buddy said: brother very calm, very calm and also school than Columbia, Costa Rica is very calm and not afraid of death because the brother, brother calm than the school because the school is not afraid of death ... ...
3.5 Colombia 个 child points a cake, Mito only be cut, how to split? Answer: knife hacked to death a child, and then twice in the cut the cake into four equal. . .
4. We understand why the teacher likes to eat the ball probability, that class representatives calm, perhaps to touch the ball after the stomach to eat with it.
5. burglary that on November 11 a pair on each side do not meet Singles bleak atmosphere,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and November 1, squinted at the other side of right, a sharp increase in the temperament of an ice ** , Tianling Gai a golden light, a cup of the device fell from the sky, the loneliness of an exercise in Need day ...
6. seven feet man named Guo, lady Li; eternal number one Li Dadi, a model husband Yang; ascetic * **, *** woman martyr of chastity; harmonious prosperity me heavenly, deep water of the United States; democracy and freedom, North Korea, the world originated in South Korea.
7. Life is like a Super Girls, and went to the last is pure gay.
8. Huang sixty with Liu Bei, Tokugawa Ieyasu seventy conquer the world, late-bloomer eighty for the prime minister, She Taijun hundred years in command, five hundred Buddhist sutras, the Monkey King, Bai Suzhen down more than a thousand-year-old love. Young man, you say you impatient? ? ? ?
9. and then have to love the ugly, about the world is full of love.
10. The Union: Last year bachelor, bachelor of this year, next year seem to be the bachelor Second line: same table of the Lord, the students are the main, the same age all seemed to have the main scroll reads: leisurely
11. Singles holidays, accompanied by the date of service provided . handle 5 yuan / time; eat 15 yuan / hour, meals themselves; chatting 20 yuan / hour, to provide tea; accompany walk 50 yuan / km; other **** negotiable. service object: Female bachelor, 3 9 of the above services with discount, acquaintances 8 fold.
12. Singles Tutorial: girls saw the couple affectionate, do not bother understanding do not know,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], red man is a slap, \~ boys the other hand, jumped into the Yellow River are Xibu Qing Edition Sunzhao ~ boys boys pumping better! ...
13. Bachelor season rain have on the road single Deep Sorrow. I ask my wife where there? Brother Yao Zhi Li had
14. God would like to listen to music, taking with Chen Lin; God want to see the dance, took MJ; God want to see the AV, taking with Ai Iijima; God wanted to see CCTV , Luo Jing away; God want to see comic books, and take a \God says: Do you think me ** ah
15. Greet SARS in junior high school, ice storm in the South that year graduated; stepping on the bird on the high school graduation in the earthquake of that year; facing a stream of college, graduated in the end of the world that year. We really are the most domineering generation
16. A child, the teacher told me: the human body has a hard villain and a lazy villain when you hesitate when they fight. Primary school, often lazy villain villain hard caned,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], junior high school tie, and the high school is often lazy villain won. But to the university I suddenly found that they do not fight, the hard villain mother was killed ~
17.lz: Obama speech how we intend to ask a question? Reply: President, do you remember that year's Summer of Daming Lake charge it?
18. Marriage is a joint statement, love is payable, other payables children, life is going, the arguments are bad debts, fighting is a business loss, tears are offset against equity.
19. students are plants, the teacher is the zombies. A class, all plants planted to the back, sitting in front of all the big nuts ...
20. Operator called by the hour massage; a lady by the number of operators; by night operator called **; weekly call Valentine's operator; monthly calculation is called a good friend; operator called the year-mistress; operator called his wife at life. \youth who call the shots \br> 22. Chinese history ** of the emperor Tang Zhongzong Li Xian! he is the emperor, his father the emperor, the son of the emperor, his brother the emperor, nephew of the Emperor! Even worse, his mother is the emperor! known as: Six Bit Emperor pill!
23. Why boys will be the envy of many GF, and BF a lot of girls will be despised. because if a key able to open many locks, known as the master key, and a lock can that was a lot of keys to open the lock in question.
24. soon end, and everyone sang along with me: \I drip drip brother brother. . . I lived in the Loess Plateau, the sun came from the slope, whether it is thanks to the spring of Columbia, or the worship had brother, help me pass, do not hang Section! \the CHINABT, who sealed your server, who locked your IP, who brought you the resources to clean, TNND total light Ding Ju ... ... Memorial has lost VeryCD ... ...
26. New Women: the hall had , got under the kitchen, write the code, check drawn exception, not killing the Trojans, had turned the wall, opened afford a good car, affordable houses, Doude Guo mistress, played over rogue
27. you never ** can not overcome a pure, because he will drag you to his level IQ, and then beat you with experience, these words to explain a problem that bothers me a long time .....=.=
28. my life over and over countless ideal ** ... ... last sentence again: Japanese small devils who do not believe the fate of the spring is your brother had been stroking Daisy laughed language
29. high school, we are busy takes a grandson like, can also be just as happy as SB; University, we bored the same as SB, but brought back when the grandson of happiness ... ...
30. The real man is like a lonely ROSHAN, regardless of being How deep hurt, he can stand up again, and he'll still immortal blessing to have this injury that had him ...
31. In high school, the envy of students passed the exam on the line as long as ... ... University, the envy of all high school students failed the exam and the line ... ...