The Chick Code In Bars And Nightclubs

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n I first went out to bars and nightclubs with two of my girlfriends, I was in a relationship and they were single. They both went to hook up with guys, leaving me standing above my own like some sort of loser. Obviously, 'Chicks before Dicks' wasn't on their code; they instead opted for 'Dicks, Dicks, and extra Dicks'. This leads me to believe that there should be some sort of Chick Code to make sure that at least other girls don't end up looking exactly like me: a loser in a nightclub.
The Chick Code
1. Chicks before Dicks. It doesn't matter if the Dick is a somebody, or if he's Prince William: never leave another Chick alone in a bar for a Dick.
2. Chicks don't pee single. Ever. If a Chick asks another Chick to go to the lavatory with her at bars and nightclubs, the answer is always yeah. It doesn't matter if the other Chick is dancing with a peppery guy. Chicks. Should. Always. Say. Yes.
3. On that note, if a Chick goes to the bathroom in front of another Chick meantime out at night, it is automatically forgotten the next daytime.
4. Chicks don't let other Chicks do whichever sort of 80s disco moves in bars and nightclubs, such as the Shopping Cart, the Churning Butter, or the Running Man. If a Chick sees another Chick doing whichever of these shakes, she must both differentiate the Chick to stop, or pretend she does not understand the Chick until she stops.
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6. If a Chick is darting up after drinking, it is the obligation of the other Chicks to hold her hair behind, prop her clutch, and to determine the guy who was approximately to ask for her number does not ascertain someone else.
7. It doesn't stuff if she's had 5 martinis,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or 10 Burgers at McDonalds after a night never look portly.
8. Even if a Chick isn't drinking, if the other Chicks are drinking she must pretend to be tipsy while they are tipsy, and drunk while they are drunk. Tip: This tin involve phrases like "Oh my god, I am sooooo consumed!" or pretending to fall overonto guys.
9. If an Chick cannot get into a bar or nightclub, the other Chicks must:
a. All depart the venue and inquire the Chick what happened
b. Offer to pay any cover dictate for the Chick if she cannot pay for herself
c. Hold the Chick steady if she is obviously also drunk to be let in
d. If the on fail, the other Chicks must flirt with the bouncer until he agrees to let them all in
10. If another girl or fellow namely average to a Chick, entire additional Chicks must stand up as her. This does no mean catfight (which is really a seduction technique disguised for a fight) namely gets the guys incited. This means campaign.
By Kelly Teng